100% Anonymous. 100% Legal. 100% Gross.

Send real fake poop to anyone.

The ultimate prank for your ex, your boss, or that one neighbor who never returns your tools. We pack it, we ship it, they open it.

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Choose your weapon

The outer box is always plain and anonymous. What they find inside is entirely up to you.

The Classic
$14.99
Best Seller
The Classic

Plain brown box on the outside. Inside: one lovingly crafted, hyper-realistic fake log sitting in a nest of tissue paper. No note. No explanation. Just questions.

The Party Pack
$19.99
Most Confusing
The Party Pack

Nondescript outer box. Inside: a cheerful birthday gift box with a bow, a card that says "Thinking of you!", and a fake turd wrapped in birthday tissue. The whiplash is the experience.

The Premium Steamer
$29.99
Premium
The Premium Steamer

Plain outer box. Inside: a sleek matte black case with gold foil lining and velvet cushioning — like a Rolex box. Nestled inside it, a single, gleaming, fake poop. The most elegant way to ruin a relationship.

The Glitter Bomb
$24.99
Nuclear Option
The Glitter Bomb

Plain outer box. Inside: a spring-loaded metallic gift box rigged to eject a fake turd and a catastrophic cloud of glitter the moment it's opened. Non-returnable. For obvious reasons.

How it works

Three simple steps to absolute chaos.

Step 1

Pick the package

Choose from our selection of highly realistic, legally-safe fake turds. Each comes in an uncomfortably deceptive inner package.

Step 2

Tell us where

Provide the target's address. We require absolutely no info from you. You are a ghost. We take their peace of mind, you take no blame.

Step 3

We ship it

We pack everything into a completely plain, unmarked brown shipping box — no branding, no return address, no hints. They open an innocent-looking parcel and discover your chosen inner package waiting inside.

Satisfied pranksters

Don't take our word for it.

★★★★★

"Sent 'The Classic' to my ex who kept my hoodie. He texted me absolutely losing his mind. Worth every single penny. 10/10 service."

AU
Anonymous User
Target: Ex-Boyfriend
★★★★★

"Got the Premium Steamer for the guy who heats up fish in the office microwave. The unboxing was majestic. The HR meeting was legendary."

DM
Dave M.
Target: Loud Coworker
★★★★★

"Used the Party Pack on my brother's birthday. The confetti went everywhere and the fake log bounced onto the rug. My mom screamed."

ST
Sarah T.
Target: My Brother

Questions?

Everything you need to know before you ruin someone's day.

100%. Our products are made of highly engineered silicone and plastic. There is absolutely no biohazardous material. It's a novelty gag gift, completely protected under the law.
Completely innocent. Every order ships in a plain, unbranded brown box with no return address and no external markings of any kind. From the outside, it could be a phone case or a charger. The experience — and the variety — is entirely what's inside.
Never. Unless you tell them, your secret is completely safe. We leave no return address, no billing slip, and absolutely zero digital paper trail in the package.
Currently, no. We believe the product speaks for itself loudly enough. Plus, notes are evidence.
NO. We cannot stress this enough. Mailing biological waste is illegal and dangerous. We mail incredibly realistic, artistically crafted FAKE poop.
Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days. The dread lasts a lifetime.