100% Anonymous. 100% Legal. 100% Gross.
Send real fake poop to anyone.
The ultimate prank for your ex, your boss, or that one neighbor who never returns your tools. We pack it, we ship it, they open it.
Send a Steamer Now
The ultimate prank for your ex, your boss, or that one neighbor who never returns your tools. We pack it, we ship it, they open it.
Send a Steamer NowOur packages
The outer box is always plain and anonymous. What they find inside is entirely up to you.
Plain brown box on the outside. Inside: one lovingly crafted, hyper-realistic fake log sitting in a nest of tissue paper. No note. No explanation. Just questions.
Nondescript outer box. Inside: a cheerful birthday gift box with a bow, a card that says "Thinking of you!", and a fake turd wrapped in birthday tissue. The whiplash is the experience.
Plain outer box. Inside: a sleek matte black case with gold foil lining and velvet cushioning — like a Rolex box. Nestled inside it, a single, gleaming, fake poop. The most elegant way to ruin a relationship.
Plain outer box. Inside: a spring-loaded metallic gift box rigged to eject a fake turd and a catastrophic cloud of glitter the moment it's opened. Non-returnable. For obvious reasons.
The process
Three simple steps to absolute chaos.
Step 1
Choose from our selection of highly realistic, legally-safe fake turds. Each comes in an uncomfortably deceptive inner package.
Step 2
Provide the target's address. We require absolutely no info from you. You are a ghost. We take their peace of mind, you take no blame.
Step 3
We pack everything into a completely plain, unmarked brown shipping box — no branding, no return address, no hints. They open an innocent-looking parcel and discover your chosen inner package waiting inside.
Reviews
Don't take our word for it.
"Sent 'The Classic' to my ex who kept my hoodie. He texted me absolutely losing his mind. Worth every single penny. 10/10 service."
"Got the Premium Steamer for the guy who heats up fish in the office microwave. The unboxing was majestic. The HR meeting was legendary."
"Used the Party Pack on my brother's birthday. The confetti went everywhere and the fake log bounced onto the rug. My mom screamed."
FAQ
Everything you need to know before you ruin someone's day.